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I’ve used the “well, how do you know? Have you TRIED it?”

I’ve also used that “well, it’s not real sex, you know?”

The last one, I was at a party and this guy started getting aggro about me being gay. He gets on my nerves for the last time so I just lean in, and go, “you know, I just don’t know how straight people do it. I mean, it’s not REAL sex.” And the guy goes “What?!”

And I just go, “well yeah. In real sex, nobody has to fake coming.”

I’ve never seen someone shut their mouth so quickly in my life. It was like watching a mantis shrimp.

I always wake up when I have a bad dream and check my phone but it’s only 2:11 AM and I don’t wanna try and go back to sleep…


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q: which member would you date if you were a boy?

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sluttyoliveoil:

one time my mom got stuck in a tree

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school tips:

  • start your homework friday 
  • get as much done as you can in advance
  • keep working ahead on assignments
  • i promise this feels so good u will be instantly less stressed and sunday nights are not as scary

mchotney:

drarna:

DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS

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